#243 I confess I really like to pee on the floor of the men's bathroom at D.VICKS and CLARK HALL. And I'm glad I'm not the only one!

#250 A week of celebrating hazing and buying your friends. Oh joy

#251 When the girl who told you to fuck off adopts that dyke Ms. Pacman look.

Lots of folks feenin for that Mary chick. Ladies and gents, relax. Yeah, she's hot AF, but she's also easy AF. Been there, done that! A lot of you people could have gotten a big in during new years!

I confess I'm waiting to die. Not in the edgy, "hurr life is so bad I'm gonna jump a bridge" way, but in a good way. I'm graduating this semester, and I'm already guaranteed a nice cozy office job making well above the average salary for someone my age.

But to what end? You get to do more in life when you turn 16 (driving), 18 (tobacco, voting, etc.), 21 (alcohol, handguns, etc.), and 25(lower insurance). After that, nothing major happens until retirement. And that's a long way off. The way I see it, 25 is your peak. You're old enough to do whatever you want, but young enough to not be limited by your age. You can buy a fast car, and enjoy it. So why live past that? Pretty soon you're old and run out of breath and get all saggy. If you don't have a spouse or a serious partner at the very least by that time, your odds of ever getting one are horrendously low.

Sure, lots of good things can happen between 25 and 65. But so can lots of bad things. And if the last 22 years have taught me anything about how I handle life, the bad things far outweigh the good for me.

So at 25, I'll have paid off any debts I owe, any car payments, anything I owe anyone for. I'll write up a will to distribute my stuff and money among friends and family. Hey, maybe I'll even donate a bench or something to Southeastern. I'll write a note to my parents explaining the situation, and let them decide who gets to know what happened to me. Then I'll probably go out into the woods, find a nice spot and off myself.

TL;DR - Life is a bell curve of enjoyment. You can ride it out or you can stop at the peak.

#252 I confess I realized how pathetic fraternity guys were when I met one and I realized he is quite possibly the thirstiest guy alive. This guy has created a whole new level of desperate.

#237 I confess that I walked into the bathroom on the first floor of DVIC at 9:15 today and I heard a girl masturbating....

#238 I have to confess that I feel like suicide more and more frequently, mainly because I am a lesbian in a household that looks down on gays. I feel I'd rather die with my mom thinking I was straight then be alive and find out I'm gay.