#368 WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE IN "THE PRINCE OF PERSIA" BRITISH AF?
Kids are being taught anyone different is just from England, and/or Austrailia. I just... What

I confess, I think my penis is too small. I wanna say it's about 4 inches when erect.
Which begs the question..
Ladies what is the ideal penis size to satisfy you?
(No bullshit answers trying to make me feel better about myself, the truth)

#367 Youmess I can never be 100% honest with you...
But you are adorable as fuck

I confess i have a homemade fleshlight made of sponges, a nitrile glove and a pringles can that i fuck every night. sometimes multiple times. I keep telling myself that it's "practice" but i find myself trying to find ways to improve upon it. like getting better lubes, finding better positions, etc. i really just need to meet someone. :(

Omega- Yes! You should meet my up with my good friend- who may or may not be a licensed therapist.

I miss my ex boyfriend more than anything. It's only been a few months since we broke up and I'm trying to move on but I cry when I think of what I lost. I wasn't 100% about ending it and now I think I should have never done it.

Omega- Yes. Yes. I see.. hmmm. I've got just what you need! *pulls out prescription pad*

Take:

Two pints of strawberry ice cream twice daily, one pint if you're a basic bitch (with food of course)

Two shots of your favorite well liquor and a glass of wine at any local bar/restaurant between 5 and 7PM (drinking with a broken heart ain't cheap!)

The phone number of the first person who hits on you while you're kind of drunk.

Within an hour of your last drink, take two additional shots of your favorite liquor, but this time not well because we all deserve to feel a little classy every now and then.

-Repeat regimen for 6 months-

You'll have met some new interesting friends and BF prospects, and if you're lucky, maybe even an STD!! :D

Note: If you don't notice positive results in the first 6 months, continue regimen and double dosage every 6 months until content or once you've lost all memory of the person you used to date.

#366 I confess I have a smart ass mouth funny sense of humor and I'm not afraid to say the truth even if it means hurting people's feelings ..... Therefore I think I'd be a great asset/advice giver to this admin team! How does one go about becoming a admin on this page...

I confess that I have to shove a dildo up my butt to help me pooh.

I am trying to get out of my lease for health reasons, I would like to move back home and I am wondering if anyone is looking to move into an apartment right behind the school. It's walking distance and it is a 3 bedroom 2 bath. With rent and utilities it's usually about $350-$375 a month. If you're interested comment below and I will message you.