This is not a post of confession, rather one of thanks. As a chubby chaser, I just want to give a shoutout to the large number of plumpers at Southeastern wearing tiny revealing clothes. Don't ever let someone tell you what you should wear. Someone, somewhere - possibly right next to you - loves seeing your jiggly bits ooze out like squeezing a fistful of pudding.

#361 I don't know how else to get the word out besides flyers, and that's a bit too much, but Sakura is currently needing servers, so if you need a job and like the food go ask about being hired there! Very nice people working there :)

#372 Lions of the Lamb members: rude, judgmental, always begging for help, make rude comments
Gays/unattractive students/atheists: nice, very polite, helpful, caring

#371 I'm convinced that Lions of the Lamb members are not really Christians. Some of the members are hateful, judgmental and rude.

#370 So I graduated a few years back and I cannot lie I enjoy reading these confessions and I may like one every now and then, but wow there are some douchy know it all (or google alls). I see some "deep" conversations that were copied and pasted about all kinds of things that do not even matter. Bash the Christians with Science mumbo jumbo, then the "Christians" bash the homosexuals with some bible scripture they heard while hungover in church. Then the race topic comes up about who is more privileged and all that nonsense. I have been passed over by an African American for a promotion to fill a quota, not saying I was better nor smarter but yes hearing that from my supervisor who was not happy about it pissed me off, but on the flip side I also was hired for a position by a boss who was obviously racist and would have never hired an African American. The point is none of this matters, you are college kids, enjoy it because trust me the real world will not care what you think on any of these topics. "Shut up and get back to work you dumb entry level retard."

I confess there are many things inside the vagina I know nothing about, but my god the feels.

I confess that I can't recall the last time I told someone other than my parents (I assume that's a fairly common thing?) that I love them. Can you?

#369 I confess I find it very telling of the state of the LGBT community based on their need for special support and treatment. Hear me out. Their life doesn't affect mine, and I'm fine with them and marriage and all that. But safe spaces? Protected Class status in most states? Unable to take criticism? Need for people to be encouraging and supportive of their lifestyle? Come on. If you don't want people stereotyping you as weak and mentally deficient, like some kind of toddler in an adult body, maybe you should just live in regular society? People criticizing you is not hate speech. Crimes against you are not automatically hate crimes. People hate me and berate me all the time. You are not some unique, fragile snowflake, and you shouldn't be treated like one.