#1268 Hey i confess that I CALL DIBS on ANNA FRIKKIN [redacted]. Yeah selu!! I want ANNA!!!

Omega- This is referencing the same Anna from a couple days ago (certain it's from the same person b/c they were submitted back to back). I can't send her a direct message from the page to ask if she minds us posting her name though. We don't mind posting crushes with full names, but the poster from last week sounded creepy so i'm not going to do it this time. So unless you want to be censored, avoid being creepy (or posting when you're so drunk that you give off creep vibes).

#1253 I confess that i want Anna [redacted] I want Her and i To get married. I want her To trop y to this confession. I wanna get litty titty with Her and go on a Dave and busters date. Anna [redacted] dont you see that i want you to be myyyyyyyyyy bad thing, fine as hell. Omg. Thats my baby. Anna you look fine mighty fine, shawty really rode a pine, like à pro.

Omega- Anna it looks like you need to brush up on your martial arts and maybe invest in some rly strong pepper spray. Imma have a chat with you tomorrow. If you don't mind, I'll edit this post to show your full name.

#1252 Thank you to the gentlemen that picked my ring up off the Pennington floor and gave it to me as I was leaving. I always forget that it might get caught on a barbell. You were cute too.

#1250 So got kicked out the Pennington for deadlifting. Didnt even get to put the Weight down before he kicked us out. Apparently that's "been a rule" since the Penn opened. Really now?

#1251 I'm proud to say the semester started 3 days ago and I'm already fucked 15 guys. My pussy game is on point. I'm hoping to land at least 300 by the end of the semester ??

Omega- Please get off 4chan and go to your English class.

#1249 Does the tutoring center offer help for writing papers? If not I'll be looking for someone to help me. I'm taking majority of my classes online, which I'm regretting a bit. I just want that extra help, I'm only on campus two days of the week for two classes I couldn't take online. If your interested let me know.

#1248 The girl with bright red hair by financial aid you are gorgeous! You were wearing a black and white top with jeans. I hope I see you again so I can give you my number.

#1247 To the gorgeous possible freshman girl wearing the white tank top and black bra who got soaked in the rain, you said "a great first day" to your friend, you certainly made my day after getting soaked in the rain before you went inside the union: looking good. Wish I could've had a longer conversation with you about the weather ;)