#1261 Met a girl in line at Pizza Hut the other day. Had a decent conversation but cannot remember her name. Hope I run into her again. She had a killer smile.

Omega- Ahh pizza, the worlds strongest aphrodisiac.

#1260 I confess that every time I see someone curling in the squat rack, I hope they tear their fucking bicep. There are DOZENS of other places in the gym to curl, and only one squat rack. If, for whatever dumb reason, you insist on curling with an olympic barbell, take one from a bench.

Same with deadlifts. There's no reason to do them right in front of the squat rack! You're wasting my time. I hope you fuck up your back. DL off to the side somewhere!!

The only acceptable exercises to perform in the squat rack are squat variations, rack pulls, good mornings, and shoulder press variations.

#1259 Currently sitting in class, tried to let out a silent fart and shit myself a little bit and I can feel it and it stinks. We're not even halfway done with the lecture but I can't miss these notes.

Omega- You need more fiber boo.

#1258 To the girl with short blonde hair and a pink shirt with a lotus flower on it at chic fil a today, you're absolutely adorable.

#1257 psa to everyone: don't use the very few non gender specific restrooms to talk on the phone,,,, there are people that actually NEED to use that restroom,,,,

#1256 I got drunk and cheated on my bf with his brother... should I tell him? It's the only time it's happened and I'm sick over this. I love him so much and don't want to lose him.

Omega- You failed. Next.

#1255 I jerk off into my hand in a bathroom stall and smear it on whatever's closest. A desk, wall, door handle, the keyboard in the library I'm currently typing this on... it doesn't matter. There's a thrill I get watching people touch where "I've been."

Omega- Thanks for the confession. Like 90% sure you're a troll. But just in case you're telling the truth, just know that no amount of cum smearing is going to make your father love or respect you.

#1254 Was wondering if anyone at slu knew anyone that works at biersch brewery in New Orleans? Saw the most gorgeous hostess and was wondering if she went to SLU