#97 In a Biology 151 class, the subject of Evolution came up. A girl in the class said that science was nothing more than a belief system. Does she think that when scientists pray to Bill Nye the new iPhone gets invented?

#103 When I walk into McGeehe Hall, I feel like I'm on the set of Back to the Future.

#99 One god damn day my pickup line will work. "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit." ONE DAY

-I sincerely doubt it but I like your positive attitude

#96 A few years ago, the Nepal students all lived in an empty sorority house on North Campus. What the fuck did they do in there?!?

-Idk but I bet it smelled pretty awful.

#95 I used to live on the third floor of Hammond Hall. The people above me used to jump up and down all day. My roommate and I went to tell them something. We found out they were lesbians who made their beds into bunk beds. The sound was them jumping from the top bunk. They kissed each other, apologized and gave us a box of Pop Tarts as compensation. I can't make shit up like this.

#94 Before I graduate, I want to have sex in the library. And in the elevator.

-Try the 4th floor stacks, you just have to be quiet

#93 I wish SLU had a real lion that I can let loose on LSU band wagoners who roam the campus.

-The school did have one a long time ago, but it cost too much to keep it and there wasn't enough room on campus for a habitat

#92 The girl wearing the Star Trek uniform and the black leather boots on campus today would get it so hard.

-simmer down shatner