#105 Honestly, I think I'm enjoying this page too much lol. Good job so far. :)

-drunken inspiration goes a long way dear. This page would be nothing without its followers

#104 In response to #99 it worked on me once

-I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

#101 I had a Lab professor who had a lazy eye and talked like Zed from Police Academy. That class was awful.

#100 I wonder if the admin is a boy or girl

-it depends on what underwear I'm wearing

#98 A friend and I were smoking cigarettes by the cafeteria once, and saw someone walk by near Garrett Hall look at us, and walk away quickly hunched over. Turns out she was a student worker at UPD, who reported us for smoking weed. We knew on of the cops who came to check it out, and we all spent the next ten minutes making fun of the student worker and how much the UPD office disliked her.

#97 In a Biology 151 class, the subject of Evolution came up. A girl in the class said that science was nothing more than a belief system. Does she think that when scientists pray to Bill Nye the new iPhone gets invented?

#103 When I walk into McGeehe Hall, I feel like I'm on the set of Back to the Future.

#99 One god damn day my pickup line will work. "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit." ONE DAY

-I sincerely doubt it but I like your positive attitude