#107 There was two Earth Science 101 professors at SLU when I was there. One was Peter Griffin and the other a young woman. She sucked so bad at her job, the class decreased from 60-something to 20. A few people (including me) passed because we found someone who took the earlier class and gave us the questions before the exam. We then just memorized the answers. I learned my lesson and took Peter Griffin the next semester.

#106 In response to #104: I'm an eternal optimist. It will work one day. Use it enough and someone is going to say yes.

-good luck with genital warts

#102 I really like a guy in my cmps class. I've never talked to him and have no idea if he has a gf. We're all nerdy, and as such, I know how difficult it is to find an attractive, nerdy guy. I want to talk to him but am way too shy. I'm a girl. Help?

-make eye contact and smile at him. Ask him for help with an assignment?

#105 Honestly, I think I'm enjoying this page too much lol. Good job so far. :)

-drunken inspiration goes a long way dear. This page would be nothing without its followers

#104 In response to #99 it worked on me once

-I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

#101 I had a Lab professor who had a lazy eye and talked like Zed from Police Academy. That class was awful.

#100 I wonder if the admin is a boy or girl

-it depends on what underwear I'm wearing

#98 A friend and I were smoking cigarettes by the cafeteria once, and saw someone walk by near Garrett Hall look at us, and walk away quickly hunched over. Turns out she was a student worker at UPD, who reported us for smoking weed. We knew on of the cops who came to check it out, and we all spent the next ten minutes making fun of the student worker and how much the UPD office disliked her.