#116 Some of these girls try too hard when they dress up.

#114 I would be tempted to have sex with the creator of this site, if said person was male, just because he has provided me with extensive laughter via the site.

-my biggest regret right now is that I should probably stay anonymous for my own/everyone else's best interest.

#112 @ #61 I'm pretty sure Phi Mu has the edge over AOPi

#113 My psychology 101 teacher is attractive. If he wasn't so short, I'd loose my composure and get with him.

-he won't look as short if you lay down on his desk, just a suggestion.

#111 My Fantasy: to pee in a hot blonde's butt right after really REALLY kinky sex

-I seriously had a moral dilemma about posting this...

#110 As a Christian, those church people that come Waddell at us, make people like me look really bad. Go condemn yourselves!

-I LOVE being told I'm going to hell at 9am.

#109 Me and my boy got blitzed last week on campus after we met a guy named Dan. Had such a hilarious day. SLU can be good for some things.

#108 This page should have been around in 2005!

-Shoulda, woulda, coulda!