#141 A guy on the 4th floor library kissed my neck and said I was a beautiful black girl. I haven't been back up there since.

-well that is just all kinds of creepy

#140 I've had sex in White and McGehee halls. It was so hard trying to be quiet so we wouldn't get caught.

#136 I'm a guy and I listen to Disney songs when 'that girl' is in mind.

#134 Most guys will disagree with me, but I hate seeing girls in work out clothes and are all dressed up, including jewelry. Who dresses up for the gym? No one. Please, if you do dress up, wear cute clothes -- not gym attire. It is more attractive.

#137 That one delt that frats hard as fuck. Dresses so frat with his chubbies and red hair. Make me wonder why my frat can't compare to how frat he frats bro.

#135 I've seen teacher on teacher. Student on Student. Teacher on Student in a classroom. I'm only a first semester freshman..

#133 When Extra's was still open, we used to get there at 8 so we could pound free pitchers of whatever shit beer they gave out until 9. My buddy was double-fisting pitchers and wandered off while we were shooting pool. Next thing I know they are throwing his ass out of the bar. He was so fucked up he thought the DJ booth was the pisser, and just puked all over that bitch! It gets better.... I walked out to talk to him and he was sitting on some random truck tailgate. He said he disgraced his family and I needed to punch him in the face. After telling him I wasn't going to hit him, I just blasted him in the fucking jaw and he fell off the truck tailgate. He got right up and said, "It doesn't hurt so much here, or here, but right here." We then went into Chevys and took part in some debauchery. True story. Long live 2003

#132 Yo, I know I'm not the only one who hates seeing those guys with the spit in the bottles from chewing tobacco! Next time I see one of them, I will legit pay them 5 bucks to chug that shit. Haha.

-I much rather that than cigarette smoke. Also pics or it didn't happen