#147 My brother with large nuts had sex with a sorostitue in the sigmas ritual closet.

-the old closet slam, classic.

#146 In response to #136, marry me.

#145 Being a rho-gamma really gave me a different perspective on how every fraternity looks at each other. "We all hate each other, but there's one thing we can all agree on... Fuck PIKE"

-the enemy of my enemy I suppose

#144 Thank you guys for having the greatest butts in campus. I enjoy the view!

-the men of SELU say you're welcome

#142 One night while a pledge... I put all of the Greek village letters on the roof of the laundry building while being coked out.

#143 I go to my truck frequently to get food and books during the day and since people are so crazy about getting a parking spot in front of the Kinesiology building I am going to stick a sign on the back of my truck that says, "I'm not leaving so you can stop creeping on me and move the fuck along."

#138 My Fantasy : Have sex with the Cute Guy in my music class in the pottle auditorium on the stage. Is that weird ?

-for the love of god do it for america

#139 Smoked pot in the Phi Mu house.

-I seriously doubt it