#440 To the "study group" on the 4th floor of the library, F you. Screaming over each other to talk and that one dude thinking you're so cool because you get 25% off at Olive Garden and people still don't want to go with you. How immature and oblivious are you? People are trying to study and nap. I hope you fail all your finals.

#436 I over-heard this girl from Lion of the Lamb judging this un-attractive girl. This the same girl who is always trying to get people to go to their stupid program on Tuesday.

#437 I confess that I am so bored today that I am watching a Star Trek series on Netflix all day with masturbation breaks here and there.

#453 Has anyone seen a pair of keys on a red sugar skull key chain? It has my work key on it and I need it by Sunday!

#438 Heard that if someone dies during exam, the whole class passes the exam. Can someone take one for the team? #RealBro #FinalsWeek

#439 My professor just emailed us saying "May the curve be forever in your favor!!! " Did he want us to watch STAR WARS now or study? #finalsweek

#434 Your blood is no longer plasma, platelets, and hemoglobin. Your blood is caffeine, adderall, and regret. #FinalsWeek

#435 I confess that my guilty pleasure is pain. Not serious injury or personal injury, but flat out emotional pain. Fortson reason I can be totally sympathetic to my friends cries for help, but somewhere on the inside I gain so much satisfaction from knowing someone is hurting. I DO feel bad for them... but at the same time... I get so happy knowing someone in the world is hurting more than I am. And... it's satisfies me