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Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:17 PM
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#445 I confess that I gave my professor a blowjob to get an A in his class. Oh and I'm a guy. #DoWhatYouGottaDo
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Wednesday, 13 May 2015 06:46 AM
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#451 This is a shout out to the girl in the yellow shirt, black leggings with a sweet camel toe that was sitting in the breezeway of fayard while I was studying.

If you're down, I'd love to blow raspberries on your clit, for I am the clit commander! If you're not down, that's cool too. Keep sporting those moose knuckles and I'll love.

P.S. That mostly pink Vera Bradley booksack is hideous. Should've gotten one of the darker ones with green lol
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Tuesday, 12 May 2015 07:53 AM
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#452 I love you with all my boobs. I would say my heart but the girls are bigger. #TittyTuesday
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Monday, 11 May 2015 09:13 PM
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#444 Me and my girl been dating a while now, just about 2 years.. Over time i realized how dumb she is, im embarrased by things she says/thinks. Dont get me wrong i love her alot but shes just dumb about real world things. Would it be wrong to leave her for that? How in the world would i explain that to her?
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Monday, 11 May 2015 07:57 PM
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#442 Just a friendly reminder that some of the police officers of Hammond, Louisiana are not here to protect or serve you.
At 8:20 pm this evening (May 11,2015) I was almost hit by a police car being driven by--wait for it--a police officer.
I was walking east on Thomas street on the walkway that connects from Bayou Booksellers to Mariner's Inn while the light was red. The cop was driving down Thomas opposite of me and sharply turned to cut me off. However, I was already more than halfway across the street. The officer was going slow enough to recognize I was there, yet came so aggressively close to me without stopping that I had to jump forward out of the street to avoid getting hit.
He drove to the police station across the street from the Brady's parking lot immediately after like nothing happened.
He swiftly went inside, so I walked up to his car and took a picture of his license plate and waited outside to speak with him.
After waiting five minutes I gave up and started to walk away. Moments after turning the corner, I heard a car's ignition switched on and sure enough, there he was driving off. I'm going to attempt to file a complaint, but something tells me no one is going to care. I would just like him to know that I seriously doubt he did not see me and I think he is a coward, a bully, and a fraud. I know nothing else about who or what he is except that he has thin, short-cropped light hair and what seems to be an average build. His license plate was HPD 351.

https://www.facebook.com/HammondPolice

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Monday, 11 May 2015 05:55 PM
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#444 Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals? anyone? #finalsweek
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Monday, 11 May 2015 05:54 PM
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#443 "Is it too late to drop a class?" -overheard at Starbucks. #finalsweek
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Monday, 11 May 2015 12:54 PM
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#441 Last night I confess that me and my girlfriend were having sex, before we started she said it was up to me if I wanted to wear protection or not because she has the implanted birth control. Needless to say I wore one anyways and came inside her. Later when I pulled it off I fingered her and found out durex condoms no longer contains spermicide. I just pray and hope that birth control she's on works 100 percent efficiency like it should and she wasn't lieing. I'm now purchasing all new condoms that contain spermicide from now on
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