#464 Any Asians on campus?

Omega- Not since budget cuts.

#463 I confess the thing that depresses me the most is that SUBWAY is still not there...

#467 I confess that I'm really wanting to use this page as a dating site right now. Any lonely single lady's out there tired of being the third wheel looking for a attractive man? Fuck the haters. They can choke on a fat baby's dick

Cake - Yes, let's set this man up on a date! Ladies, if you would like a man that is self-proclaimed attractive and fantasizes about haters sexually assaulting an innocent male baby, look no further because we have found your new beau!

#462 I am not sorry for pooping on the floor in the bathroom in an area where someone could easily step on it. The thought of someone stepping on it, slipping, and falling, makes me giggle.

#459 I confess, I am on te verge of losing faith in my sex life.
Whether we as men want to admit it or not, size matters. If your dick is small (4-5 inches) no girl is going to want to be with you. For example I've been talking to this girl for a couple days and I straight up asked her if size was important to her and she said "yeah kinda, I guess it's just cuz I like it deep".
And all girls are like that. His the fuck am I ever going to find a girl to marry and not worry about her cheating on me for bigger and better dick... Because I believe I have been cheated on before because my dick is small. I'm limited to only a handful of sex positions because my dick isn't big enough.
Why would our loving god allow me to go through such a fucked up situation. And I'm like a really big dude too, 6'5" 260 lbs, I should have a big dick right?
Fuck man, why me?
Why cant I ever have the pleasure of fully satisfying woman.
#fml

Cake - Have sex with a Little Person and bam. You are sure to be her sex God.

#488 I am not sure if Daphne Zimmer follows this page, but if you do, I want you and your legs to sit on my face until kingdom, or I, come.

#457 the other day i got a taco bell drive through, i was feeling quite hungover from the night before and a bit of nastsy tuco forced me to throw up out the winow - unwittingly unto the head of a new born baby riding shotgun in the car beside me.. oops.

- Page officially re-opens the first day of Fall semester!
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#507 This is not a confession but I need to know! I am planning to do a double major (Biology & Chemistry). I want to know if it's going to cost higher, that is, tuition fees. And with a double major, does it mean I will be graduating with two degrees?