#491 I'm aware that I'm ugly and unattractive but do you all have to point at me to your friends then laugh? Do you really have to say to your friends loudly that I'm ugly when I walk pass you all?

Cake - This is where you pull a spongebob and scream at them, "I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"

#490 I confess I think that I am better than other people and I only think about myself.

#489 I confess that I'm at my happiest when I'm talking to my friend. She's hilarious, awesome, and I feel like she could be the one. We totally like each other, but I placed her in the friendzone a long time ago. I never made the attempt to make her my girlfriend because I'm a scared little bitch. I'm scared that my friends won't approve of her, I'm scared that my family won't think she's good enough for me, and I'm scared that I'm not good enough for her. We both have somebody right now, but I'm unhappy with this person. She's happy with her man and I respect that because he's so much better than me. He made the jump I was too scared to make. She deserves all the happiness in the world and he's giving it to her (no sexual pun intended).

#492 I confess that a woman ain't good for nothing but sucking dick and that little pearl she has between her legs. Other then that we can do everything else on our own. Without BITCHIN.

#493 I've been keeping it a secret for awhile but I wanna say it now. I'm a guy and once I had sex with a fraternity member when he was drunk. I guess it's true what they say. Fraternity guys are gay.

#512 So...I just want to give a shout out to the really attractive ginger girl in my History class on Mondays/Wednesday's at 11:00. I think her name might be Jamie. Hit me up, I'm that hot boy near you.

#486 I confess I am depressed. I finally found a guy I liked a lot and I was happy. But we can't be together. I just feel like life is one sick bitch. To give me someone so wonderful and then take them away. I don't understand why they even had to come into my life at all.

#485 I confess I am sick of hearing about people cheating on their significant others or being unhappy with the person they are with. If you are unhappy just leave. Otherwise just be happy. Some of us don't get to be with the person we want the most in our lives. You are lucky enough to have someone that wants you in their life right now more than any other person. You are lucky.