#516 I confess SLU Crush page is really letting me down this semester /:

#496 I confess I see Amber [redacted] commenting alot on these confessions. I'm not here to bash you Amber not at all, but are you somewhat bored with life perhaps? maby if you give me a chance with you the people on here will wonder where you went because you'll be too busy trying foreign delishous crusine that I will spoil you with and take you on numerous trips ( not the kind on LSD ) unless your into that. But anyways that's only under one circumstance. If that baby in your profile is not black. I don't want to be responsible for someone leaving a schene on everything. Take swimming pools for an example.

Cake - You can spell the word "circumstance" correctly but not the word "delicious" (amongst some others). Dafuq.

#515 #444

praying that hot guy sits next to me in Chem again on tuesdaaaaaay @11 (fotie) holla at ya girl

#494 My girlfriend is the kind of girl that gets a yeast infection goes get some off brand anti-itch cream, then later tells me she thinks she has herpes and goes to the doctor and for four days before the test results came back we thought our lives were over but the test results came out negative. She had a chemical burn from using "for external use only" anti-itch cream. Now taking applications for a new girlfriend.

#514 To the people that sit over by the pool tables playing Magic and video games an such...I see you over there doing your thang and I respect that, but do you really have to be so loud all the time??? Like is it possible to turn the volume down just a notch??? For sanity's sake, please.

#495 I confess that i flashed the guy to get a free week parking pass across the street from SLU.

#601 So my family is extremely religious, like church twice a week, and they still think I’m a Christian. I’m so afraid to tell them that I’m an atheist because they are so religious.My dad once threatened to disown me because I don’t like sports and he doesn’t even play them. So I don’t know how my entire family will react to this. Don’t know if I should tell them or not. It’s been killing me forever.

#513 I am so sick of hearing your music and hearing you yell into your phone on speaker. It's rude, trashy and looks ridiculous. How about you use the damn phone like a phone and bring some fucking headphones with you! There is no reason to be talking on speaker except to be rude and headphones seriously go for as little as $2, if that.