#532 I confess I only check this page when something happens campus wide.

#529 I took Post-It Notes and wrote the names of everyone that replied to the mass e-mail on them, then I put them in different categories. The categories include (but are not limited to): "complete asshole," "Snapback-wearing asshole," "housewife," "lousy boyfriend," "dick magnet," "failure," "success," "happily married," "divorced," "gay," "virgin," "lipstick lesbian," "straight-up lesbian," "under the age of 10," "bossman," "hipster," "thinks they're a musician," and "vampire." People that replied more than once are in more than one category.

Cake - You only needed one category to put everyone under that replied: "nuisance"

#527 For all of you who got put in that spam email tonight, and decided to reply to it, and blow up everyone's phones all night... Grow up. It's not funny, and you're not cute. Some people have real lives, and cannot turn their phones off.

#526 9/7/2015. The day every SELU student ever was thruster unwillingly into a group message. Never forget.

#531 Not sure if really a confession or this goes on the crushes page. I do not want to post on slu crushes due to having to register. But anyways, to the beautiful lady working labor day at the Ra Shop around 11 and sold me a cigar, I'd love to take you out if you see this and your available. And maby I would post this on crushes page if there's was set up like this one.

#540 Every time I drive by that Used Tires place on the way to campus I glance over and see that part of the building called the "Hog Pen". Can someone please for the love of God tell me that that building's function is as interesting as it sounds?

#523 I tried posting on the classifieds page but couldn't figure it out. Screw it - I'll post here.

I'm looking for an apartment close to SELU. I'm a male non-smoker with no pets. I'm a senior, but plan on staying in Hammond for 2-3 more years, so I'm looking for something long-term rather than a semester-to-semester situation.

Does anyone still need a roommate? Post here and I'll PM you.

#524 Is the SLU Crushes page like SLU MEMES (no longer active) but still up ? I just want to know so I won't waste my time typing anything about my crush and it'll never show up.