#536 Did y'all see one of the professors get arrested on campus today?

#545 Cole Magee is Senpai and he needs to fucking notice me already!!!

Cake - He's probably busy noticing his girlfriend instead.

#535 To all of the people sitting in the very front of Varnado's Abnormal Psych class, Tues & Thurs @ 12:30, do us all a favor & learn to properly pass the roll. We've been doing this for a month now & you still haven't figured it out! It goes BEHIND you THEN over to the next row, not aimlessly passed here & there. Seriously, get your shit together, guys.

#548 I confess if I see one more picture on social media of [redacted] with my ol lady I'm going to beat his punk ass down and make it to where he has to eat out of a straw for the rest of his life. Hope daddy has enough money to pay your medical bills fuck boy. Seeing that he pays for everything else you have to enjoy taking my girlfriend and her friends out in your dad's boat without my consent. I guess my boat isn't good enough.

Cake - Lol @ how you talk about your girlfriend like she's your property. "Consent" my ass. I hope YOUR daddy has enough money to pay for his medical bills while you rot in prison, lose your girlfriend, and ultimately run your life into the ground. p.s. YOUR BOAT SUCKS, keep riding around on your pity boat trying to be a big man behind a keyboard.
*drops the mic

#542 I've been told I date down. Like the guys I'm with aren't as attractive as I am. Well, ladies and gents, I hate to break it to you but sometimes intelligence and personality outweigh physical appearance. Sometimes you date someone because their personality attracted you and in turn they became more attractive you personally. Plus it rocks when a guy practically worships you.

Omega- You had me til the end there.

#530 I want to pounce on Jim Winter the theater teacher. I also want to defile him in every way imaginable. He's a theater person. They're open and free spirits. I think I have a chance.

#541 Some people are so insensitive. You don't know my life, so stop judging me. I bet you never even consider what all I'm going through before you say rude things to or about me. Maybe you should think before you speak.

#528 Shout-out to the guy that found my wallet in the union this morning! There's still good people in the world guys. :D