#558 Since Jim Winter confessions have been happening, I just wanted to throw an idea out there. All the ladies in his Monday Wednesday theater class, how about we all just jump him all at once. It should be fun. Who's with me?

#577 That feel when still no gf

Cake - That feel when still no wine

#544 I'm fucking dying over here with the influx of unnecessarily gorgeous black girls this semester on campus. Can I say black girls?? Hopefully it doesn't offend, because yall are so fucking tantalizing it makes me sick. If you see me staring, I'm sorry it's just because I want to take in all of your features that's all. Yall need to stop it, I'm serious. Especially you, mocha skin in the short white shirt, plaid skirt with blue/hazel eyes and poofy curly hair. I almost turned around this morning to come to your class. You're gonna make me fail dammit!

Sincerely, short white dude you probably caught staring.

#543 To the black guy that was in the union around 4pm:

People don't want to hear the bullshit rap music coming from your backpack. Have some consideration and go be retarded elsewhere. To everyone that wasn't there, it was obnoxiously loud. How stupid can people be?

#538 I confess that it bothers me that yall don't post everyone's confessions.

Omega- If it dosent get posted then it probably isn't a confession, or it's something extremely dumb and unrelated to the university.

#534 [i confess]Thought I was the only one that wanted to pounce on Jim Winter...had to leave class one day because I was "sick". Went to my car to play by myself.

#533 To whoever lost their keys (had a four leaf clover charm and army camp paracord on it) on the second floor of Fayard by rooms 239 & 236: I turned them in to the office of General Studies and they're going into the lost and found. Hope you see this!

#537 To everyone who participated in the hypnotist show last night, you guys were hilarious! Especially you, The Amazing Jizz Man. That made my day??