#23914 Fantastic... My mother packed away my uniform for work

#23913 Does it just hurt everybody to be honest? A few friends get their cars damaged, go to insurance and say they can't afford a nice new car. So they start up a go fund me, they get nothing, next thing I know they're driving around in $10,000 cars, and I'm like whoa, what happened to being so poor you can't afford a $3,000 car? That you couldn't buy kids Christmas/birthday presents? That you could barely afford rent a few times? That you needed rides to work (where they still work for slightly above mini wage) because you couldn't afford gas?

#23912 Ashlyn purple hair girl. You are really pretty. You can make my sandwich any time.

#23911 Are knuckle bruises normal for novices at boxing? Like how calluses are normal for weight-lifting? Any random fitness consultants that know about this kind of stuff?

#23910 I bet Bill Cosby could have tranquilized/sedated the gorilla

#23909 How come the people you like most always end up leaving but those you hate always stick around

#23908 Time moves so much slower before you get to time out and leave work on Friday, so much faster when I actually have to wake up and get there on time. WTF time stop being a dick

#23907 So I moved out of my house, the lease was up and I'm moving, but I had this portable dishwasher for sale, the person who said she'd buy it hasn't shown up yet, 2 hours later... Ignoring messages and phone calls, like what the fuck, I agree to your terms to get it when I should be asleep, sell it at $25 less than I paid for it, and no sign of her anywhere... Fuck I hate people sometimes