Monday, 06 June 2016 10:41 AM
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#23922 Just found a sushi place near work, I'm going to go broke by the end of the week
Monday, 06 June 2016 02:59 AM
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#23921 Is it possible to not have the ability to love?
Sunday, 05 June 2016 07:01 PM
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#23920 Hide your chickens, because he's about to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
Sunday, 05 June 2016 04:23 PM
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#23919 I havent pooped in 4 days, Jesus take the wheel.
Sunday, 05 June 2016 11:17 AM
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#23918 I just had a dream where I stuck my penis in a baby's mouth. What does this say about my psychology and sexuality?
Saturday, 04 June 2016 04:40 PM
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#23917 The Princess Bride at the Landing tomorrow! I haven't been this excited to go to the theater in ages.
Friday, 03 June 2016 11:14 PM
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#23916 I just want Brendan Butler to be my daddy
Friday, 03 June 2016 08:49 PM
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#23915 Life is too good these days, I wish my ex-girlfriend was here. She would be very happy for me. I feel bad being happy, without her.