#23986 I'm interested in a tall, dark and handsome man quite a bit older than I am and I'm not really sure how to proceed

#23985 My confession is that I'm a girl and I think I'm falling for my summer roommate.

#23984 All I want right now is a relationship. I miss having someone to hangout with, cuddle and watch movies with, and just talk to about like everything. Sometimes hanging out with the same people all the time is annoying. It's the same shit different day

#23983 I seriously would love it if a girl would just play with my balls as I'm falling asleep. It feels so damn good

#23982 I have a 3rd nipple. Get at me, ladies

#23981 Dear America,
I am so sorry for you guys. You have to chose between Dolores Umbridge and Voldemort as your leader. GLHF.

#23980 I'll confess that I need someone to explain this to me. Why does anyone feel the need to own a firearm outside of a handgun or hunting rifle? A handgun would suffice to protect yourself and a hunting rifle will, well, get the job done hunting. So why anything else? Especially anything military grade. And because it's your right, or that you want to aren't valid reasons.

#23979 Theres this girl in my MA 261 summer class who is absolutely stunning. I don't know anything about her other than she has dark brown hair and a pinkish grayish backpack. I wish I knew what to say to her to start a conversation, Im just too goddamned awkward sometimes.