#24243 What the fuck does unit name man on an application? My dicks name? My houses name? Im not in the military... I'm just going to write down Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and see what hr tells me.

#24242 I'm so angry with my friends. I had a miscarriage a few months back and I want to honor him on his due date but none of my friends care to come support me in like a memorial. Am I being irrational for being so upset?

#24241 I was watching porn, and I didn't realize my mom coming into my room. She got closer to me/closer to my laptop and I shut it quickly.
She got mad that I wouldn't show her what I was doing. Lesson learned
though, never watch porn with headphones on. Also I'm glad that I didn't get caught, but she's prob. going to be suspicious of what I'm doing from now on.

#24240 I'm autosexual. I get turned on by myself and my sex is always good because I'm in it.

#24239 I don't know how to take a picture that doesn't make me look creepy

#24238 Anoynymus- I am tired of liking so many girls on tinder....Y girls from India never use tinder ??? ??

#24237 Ever notice how Trump says MILLYUNS, BILLYUNS, and TRILLYUNS?

#24236 Few things are more exciting than matching with a girl under 20 on Tinder. (I am 31.)