#24460 I'm at my wit's end... One of my roommates took water bottles of mine and marked her initials on them. apparently my food is public domain..

#24459 I cry every time I watch Fantasia.

#24458 Sometimes I wear my boxers backwards and I call the hole my 'fart flap.' It's my secret and no one can fucking stop me

#24457 Been having way too many conversations like this lately...
Me: "I like this thing"
Person "wow I could never like that thing I'm just too original"
Things that this has happened with; Pokemon go, game of thrones, dressy girly, the kardahians etc.
I get it I'm basic but I like what I like and I wish people would be less condescending. Don't shit on people for the things they like it's actually boring and you know what would be interesting? If you shared what you like too.

#24456 god i love anonymity in posting

#24455 Sometimes I find myself thinking about you, how you're doing, what you're doing, if you're thinking about me. But the I remember everything that happened and everything I've heard about you since and I wish I could go back in time and punch myself in the dick right before I went to that party with you.
I also would probably take you back if you told me you wanted to try again. That's how fucked up I am

#24454 Last night I went out with a friend that can work with their mouth and he gave me an orgasm! Which no one else has been able to do so far. The others ended up hurting me, weren't committed or made it more complicated than it needed to be. This was all super consent based, simple, and very effective! I am quite pleased

#24453 pink dress girl between union n stewart this morning, you were cute, but on your phone. I think you saw me staring and kinda smiled. hope you see this