#25085 The only good things to come from this year's presidential elections are the memes and the drinking games.

#25084 I'm sad that I lost my high five buddy's number when I switched phones. :/
Hope all is well, regardless!

#25083 Anyone using the new ipad pro keyboard? Mine wont sit flat on the table :(

#25082 Ivanka Trump god damn

#25081 So I just met the guy not even a week ago and all I can do when I'm around him or even thinking about him is smile. It's a smile that I haven't had in a long time. It's a little scary how quickly I've fallen for him. I hope that he wants to be a couple and I pray that I don't mess it all up.

#25080 I'm gonna have to amputate my leg because of diabetes. Stay off the corn syrup, guys and girls.

#25079 I'm on the path to becoming an alcoholic. I drink every day, especially when I'm sad or upset. This is completely fucked.

#25078 I had a sex on campus once. Or maybe twice.