#25093 I become more suicidal when people talk about how lazy and entitled I am. Jesus Christ, just legalize assisted suicide and let me get it over with. Then you won't be forced to support people like me.

#25092 That Jasmine, I think her name is. Saw her at ford. She's one beautiful girl.

#25091 I live in the lower part of a duplex. Every time my upstairs neighbors come home I find myself darting out of my living room because I seriously feel like the ceiling is going to cave in. It honestly sounds like they're throwing bowling balls around up there. (Really, it sounds like when you flip your couch to find something and then let it bang back down). One of the blades of my ceiling fan even broke off! (It's brand new!)

Now, i'm not a crazy neighbor. I'm practically silent most of the time because I live by myself and spend a lot of time reading, and I don't complain about their noise, or their friends coming and going constantly, or their yelling at random times through the night... throwing their beer cans off their balcony and into my yard.... I Even clean it up!

So -- What the fuck? Would it be terribly rude of me to ask them to chill out up there? It's getting really annoying..

#25090 To the person who left their dildo in the washer, you left your dildo in the washer.

#25089 I skipped class this morning and stayed in bed a few extra hours... It was everything I thought it would be.

#25088 Is it only me who finds Hijabi girls more attractive?!

#25087 Have you ever had your period and diarrhea at the same time and you look down at the toilet after and you're just like, "Mein Gott, what have I done?" = me this morning.

#25086 I purchased a premium Brazzers membership for a month. :p