#25493 My ex decided to unfriend me on Facebook after I changed my profile picture to a selfie of me. Seeing what your sleeping next to now I'd say yeah, it must suck to see how Hott I still look

#25491 It's pronounced Fon-ta, not Fan-ta. Haven't you seen the commercial you corpulent ninnyhammers?

#25490 I've liked this guy for some time now. He says he doesn't want to date me because he says he has his whole life ahead of him. Should I just stop wasting my time...? He claims he does like me though...

#25489 The Purdue way: Student Debt [AND] Mental Illness.
Basically.

#25488 I don't understand how anyone likes you. Sure, the words you say are nice, but they're just covering up all the condescending, rude, egocentric things that come out of your mouth. Stop playing everyone like their your pawns to do with as you please, and quit being so down right nasty. I don't need your approval, so stop giving it to me. Just admit that your using everyone's adoration and blindness to your benefit. You need them to feel better about yourself, and you quietly bash everyone who doesn't adore your every movement

#25487 To the lady with the red hair and the black and pink plaid pea-coat, your walk cycle was utterly mesmerizing. Solid 10/10

#25492 Over 400,000,000 sex site accounts get hacked and I still can't get laid

#25486 I'm scared that Jim Crow Laws will return when Trump becomes president. His supporters have already placed "whites only" and "colored" signs in front of water fountains.