Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:09 PM
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#25501 I'm 24, have a decent job, got no loans to pay off, and am making some bank, but I'm still a virgin b/c I got no game. I would take a $15k pay cut to get laid, But as I'm writing this it occurs to me hooker is cheaper. Lol pce.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 11:05 PM
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#25500 Is it just me or does Mike Pence look like a human version of the pilsbury doughboy?
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:49 PM
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#25499 It's crazy but I'm head over heels for a brother of Theta Chi.. But I doubt he has any feelings for me.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:40 PM
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#25498 Had my shirt on backwards all day without knowing, but kept the sweatshirt on to cover it up. Win.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:40 PM
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#25497 My roommate likes to touch herself while she watches me puff my inhaler.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:40 PM
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#25496 can't take a compliment because I actually don't believe that I'm pretty or have a nice body.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:39 PM
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#25495 I have a love hate relationship with my sexuality. Mostly because I can't tell if a girl is straight or not. We need a secret code.
Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:38 PM
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#25494 I want you back in my life so badly. But what's been the hardest to come to terms with is that you can't be in my life until I don't want you to be anymore