#31182 I don’t understand why our professors acknowledge deadweek when they still give us major assignments during it. Just don’t call it anything it’s basically the same as any other week here, but there’s finals the week after.

#31156 To that girl on the swoop this morning... Wow what a cutie only two seats in front of me but you never looked back.

#31155 Anyone else in CS 177 and think the class is bullshit

#31154 My girlfriend and I are getting an abortion, and the doctor tells us that state law now requires us to name the child before the operation can be done (sounds like bull, but whatever). Well, neither of us really care, so I'm coming to you fine folks. Give me your best stupid name; whichever makes me laugh the hardest wins the honor.

#31153 #31129 As a single female CS major I highly recommend picking a girl in your class and asking her to get coffee. You'd actually be surprised how impressive and rare it is when a guy actually asks me out instead of dancing around the issue. Hence I'm still single.

Girls don't read minds... Well actually I dunno maybe some do. Not me. I view things "binarily" and "finitely"

#31144 Please explain to me how Purdue can build a NCAA approved brace in 24 hrs but they can’t fix their servers after a power outage.

#31143 My crush thinks I'm boring because on st. Patrick's day I didn't do anything, but just last night I wrestled my first pro match in a long time, then went out to support my buddy's band, ended up in a drinking contest (which i won) and just woke up after 4hrs of sleep because my heart hurt thinking about her.

#31142 Nothing fixes a broken heart :(