#31163 Hey guys, just a quick question, where can I take dance lessons on campus?

Confession: I cook noodles in a kettle.

#31164 I have the biggest crush on Chrishan. Every night, when I go to sleep, I dream of waking up with him between my legs. I want him so bad, but he never seems to notice me. Love me, Chrishan-senpai!

#31162 I'm not your stepping stone. Maybe if it were a light, quick step I would be alright. But you crushed me into the fucking ground. You motherfucker.

#31161 "now I'm staring into those vacant eyes
trying to figure out if you've
understood a single word that I've said
is there anything going on in that pretty little head?
cause if you're just drop dead gorgeous
you should just drop dead

baby don't change on account of me
cause I like em pretty but I need em quick and witty
and if that's the best of ya, if there and nothing to the rest of ya
a pretty face is all you'll ever be to me"

#31160 It’s weird seeing that one friend who had just a slightly thinning hairline a few years later with almost no hair left. Like, I know you’re a year younger than me, but I fully expected you to open your wallet and start showing me pictures of your grandkids.

#31159 Hey, its me again.

This is in relation to #31055 and #31115

I'm that guy who has been experiencing things that I cannot explain.

This account isn't anything creepy. I'm just here to describe this weird dream I had last night.

Here it goes.

In my dream, I was with the woman I have feelings for. It was absolute bliss. It was happiness that isn't physically possible in the real world. I loved it. I did not want this dream to end.

Eventually, the dream changed. I was alone, above the earth (it is round by the way, damn flat-earthers). I saw the entire world, from the americas to Asia.

The earth then became transparent. I could see into the core. It was there that I saw a figure. Before you ask, it was not the devil. What I saw was a tall, silver, reptilian humanoid. This being had massive wings and three blood-red eyes. I spoke to me, without moving its lips.

"My slumber ends, and I will return for what is mine"

What did that mean?

Then my dream flashed to images of a human man with hair like flames and eyes of gold.
I saw images of this man and the reptile battling each other as the world burned.

Then I stood before a mirror, and I saw that the flame-haired man was me.

My dream changed back to where I was with my significant other.
She looked me in the eyes and said something that I haven't been able to get off of my mind.

"We need you."

Then I woke up.

Then I woke up.

#31158 #Throwback #29217 Choose to be with someone who inspires you to be a better person, and fills you with life. Settle for nothing less.

#31157 #31141 Preach! I agree (I'm female)