#26483 In a week ill be, wasting a way again in Margaritaville. Some people will say that a women is to blame, I say they're right

#26482 I think one of my roommates stole my vibrator. I can't find it anywhere.

#26481 Nothing was ever the same since the day I met you. I have become such an expert in spotting you out of the crowd, because you just stand out, parted, wavy hair, black-rimmed glasses, slouched back, waddly gait -- it is really a strange thing, like how your crush’s car is somehow different from all the other cars in a parking lot when it’s just another ordinary car, not to mention the unembellished text really doesn’t do your uniqueness any justice.

I know that others may deem you ordinary, and sometimes even yourself. None of the features I just wrote are particularly stunning, but when packed together, they make you my Helen of Troy, for whom I would be willing to start a war. What an extraordinary woman I have gotten the chance to know! Intelligent, perceptive, and patient, possibly the best I have ever been with.

You managed to drag me out of a swampy mess and stay with me through my darkest moments. I know that you were so burnt out from taking care of my depression and you had to leave. I am sorry that we parted on bad terms , but I understand that you would never want to be back in that situation again. I just wish I got to tell you that I really appreciate the time we spent together, the things you have done for me. Thank you, and I hope you are happy.

I still see you almost every day. I still dream about you. In my dreams, the cold evenings of us walking back to the dorm together keep reappearing, steps in sync, you with the brightest smile lighting up the dim sidewalks. I still care about you. Every day, I wonder if you are happy, yet, everyday, the question remains unanswered.

#26480 There's this really cute guy that I have one class with everyday who sits by me. He seems like a really sweet guy, the kinda guy I'd like to build a robot with, but I'm terrified of talking to him. I haven't dated anyone in 4 years because I've been focusing on school and I've gotten very hurt in the past, but now I'm a freshman here, and I feel like it's time to start dating again. But how do I get a blue-eyed masterpiece with a genuine personality to notice a shy nerdy girl like me?

#26479 I was raped and purdue doesn't give a shit

#26478 There's a really cute Chinese guy taking the same course with me and sitting at the same seat in front of me literally every single class. I'm totally attracted to his smile nd everything. Sometimes I even got jealous when he teaching others math. We never talked, I know, but I feel like i just can't stop thinking about him. So last lecture I finally started up a conversation, but with a very bad question, probably. I asked him what kind shampoo do you use, cuz I mean you smells good. He was bit shy but we did talk for couple mins. However today I don't know if it's I didn't find him or he didn't even show up. Is the question really that weird for a guy to ask ?

#26477 Is there a group or app or something that connects potheads that go to Purdue? I feel like no one at this school smokes :(

#26476 Don't call yourself a good Christian if you support ANYTHING that Trump has done since he came to power. The things he's doing and how he's treating LGBT, Muslims, Jews, Blacks, immigrants, refugees, the poor, and the ill is against everything the bible teaches and the opposite of Jesus; a dark-skinned, Middle Eastern Jew who healed the sick for free, welcomed everyone to his ministry with no exceptions, treated women as equals, and didn't judge anyone ... not even the people who crucified him.

TL;DR: Y'all Trump supporters need Jesus.