#27200 Every time I go outside I feel like someone is watching me. Usually there's nobody there, other times I feel like someone is talking to me, I'm not really sure who they are, but usually we have pretty fun conversations. These people come and go, not sure if they're real.

#27199 Just found out that people sticked their chewing gums beneath the study cubicle tables at hicks. knew it was kinda dirty but didnt know purdue students can be this uncivilized

#27198 I accidentally threw a piece of cooked bacon into the trash can and after realizing my mistake, I quickly got it out, washed it off, and put it on my BLT. Why would I waste a perfectly fine strip of bacon?

#27197 Step right up and don't be shy. Because you will not believe your eyes. She's right here behind the glass. And you're gonna like her, cause she's got class. You can look inside another world. You get to talk to a pretty girl. She's everything you've dreamed about. But don't fall in love. She's a beauty. Why would I lie?

#27196 Too all the people complaining about not finding a boyfriend or a girlfriend, just remember...Honey BooBoos mom got married. There is hope for everyone.

#27195 I'm still playing pokemon GO and I picked team instinct. the thing is I almost never meet fellow team player and yet sometimes suddenly all the gyms turn yellow. is there any secret meeting i don't know about?

#27194 An overachieving snob snubbed me and now I think I need to win her approval before feeling I'm good at anything.

#27193 It's amusing how some guys just can't seem to attract any woman, and hearing them whine about it is quite hilarious but sad at the same time. Here's some genuine piece of advice for you little fuckers. Attracting a woman is not complicated at all. Just follow the simple steps and do them right, and you'll be a motherfucking slut.

1) Approach: grab her attention. Say anything stupid or clever. Doesn't matter what you say. The goal is to have her attention and curiosity. Be creative. Use google if you can't use your brain.

2) Get to know her: once you have her attention, introduce yourself and quickly start asking questions about her life. What does she like? Why she likes it? How she feels about it? You get the point. Stick to one topic. Don't jump around, and for god's sake, don't talk about the weather or movies holy fucking shit. Don't pretend to be interested. Be genuinely interested. That's when the right things come to mind. You want to fuck her, but you're a dude with high standards and you won't just sleep with any woman.

3) Show yourself: talk a little about yourself and what you like and value. But don't reveal too much. Leave her hanging here and there. Be mysterious. Most importantly, be honest. Once she knows who you truly are, she will sleep with you.

4) BANG! BANG!