#27208 I never immediately flush the toilet when I discover another person's shit floating there. I attempt to slice it in half Titanic style with a forceful precision piss stream.
Thanks for your time reading this my fellow student colleagues I love you all in a strict professional only slightly sexual way.

#27207 When your crush is a cutie until you actually speak to her and find out she's boring. Meh.

#27206 My heart aches for you,
I grow more empty as the days pass.
Each day I am without you,
I feel I loose a piece of myself.
How long will it take,
Until I am a shell of who I was.
Life without you, my love,
is not a life worth living.

#27205 I was getting gas at the gas station when I turned to the left and literally one of the hottest girls I have ever seen pulled up two stations from mine. I wish I could have had the courage to walk up to her and start a conversation with her and get her number. But of course I was too scared and let my anxiety and insecurities get the best of me. I'm such a loser I'll always be a loser and I'm never gonna get a girlfriend the way I am. I don't know what is wrong with me.

#27204 How does it feel to be an All American? How does it feel to be an All American? I gotta pee. I believe he said he had to go pee.

#27203 Do students get into the corec for free over the summer also? Even if they aren't taking summer classes

#27202 I need a gym buddy! Someone who holds me accountable and motivates me. I'll do the same for them! I have a planet fitness membership and can take someone if they don't.

I'm a lady. So another lady would be nice. BUT it would be even cooler if we could get a little group of us to go together! Anyone interested?

#27201 I've made a personal decision not to drink alcohol until I'm 21. It's just for moral reasons (there are a lot of alcoholics in my family and I don't want to go down the same path; I really don't care if other people drink), but I've had to sort of dig myself into a hole by lying and saying that I can't drink for medical reasons. All my friends acted like it was a personal attack against them when I said I just didn't want to drink until I was 21. They said I would like it if I tried it, that being drunk is "the only way to have fun in college" and that I'm missing out, or that I'm a prude and should just loosen up. Lying and saying that I can't drink because it would actually kill me is the only way that I've been able to get (most of) them to stop pressuring me. It kind of scares me how many of my friends don't understand that no means no in the first place. The thing is, I want to go out drinking with my friends when I turn 21 and with so many of my friends now under the impression that I can't drink for medical reasons, I'm scared that they'll all abandon me when I tell them the truth and say that I just wanted to wait to drink. I know I'm the only one who got myself into this mess, and that maybe I am a boring prude after all, but I'm still scared for their reactions.