#27638 Have you ever seen an ass so perfect that it turns you from a boob man to an ass man?

#27639 I want to make love to all these beautiful two-way streets #iLikeitBothWays

#27637 What is the cheapest internet plan here? I don't have room mates so can't afford those 60$ plans. Help, please? Thanks!

#27636 Purdue treats its clerical workers like shit. My supervisor is mentally abusive asshole. There is no recourse other than to take my 56-year-old ass to Subaru and out cars together in the middle of the night. No tuition increases for six years mean no salary increases in six years -- not even a nickel an hour.

#27635 What if they find that flight MH-370 and there's nobody on board?

#27634 I went to this restaurant in Lafayette for brunch, and it was terrible. No one even came to my table for like 10 minutes, and when they did the servers just kept on yelling at me to "get out of their house". I was like man can I at least see a menu first? Finally, I just ended up leaving and going to IHOP.

#27633 If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

#27631 I'm really good friends with a girl I really like. I am not sure if she likes me the same way I do. I want to ask her out but I'm afraid it could ruin our friendship if she says no. I don't know what to do.