#28125 I have a feeling that the Spider-Man (spurdueman) I bumped into at the Engineering Fountain was actually Mary Jane Watson and she was looking for Peter Parker. You should dump the chump and hang out with me. I tweeted our picture like you asked and I promise not to sell J. Jonah Jameson that picture! #76

#28123 I'm so disappointed in myself, this semester I'm taking basic classes but I'm doing so poorly in them. Yes, it's only week 6, so I have time to get them up. But this semester I feel like I'm not all there. I wanted to prove to myself that I could get all A's. It's going to be sad if I can't get good grades in easy classes. Help?

#28124 There were some 5 idiots "saving" enough spots to fit some 40 people in the Student Section in the game today not allowing other students to take a seat. After arguing with them I should have called security to have them kicked out.

#28122 whenever I poop, I like texting my bff that I'm thinking of her

#28121 I just got a fleshlight and I can't believe I waited this long. It is amazing, feels real, just a great product. It really is lifechanging.

If you're thinking about getting one, get it. No regrets at all.

It's a little annoying to clean but definitely worth it.

10/10 product

#28120 Just read this out before any judgement comes.

I'm a cashier at a kwiki mart at another college, and wanted your input.

There's this girl, she's so different, unique, beautiful, and amazing. She doesn't always come in, but when she does, I can't help but notice her, like ill sweep the whole room, but when she's there my eyes just go to her. I feel bad about it because she's overweight and i know when people stare at me, i become really self conscious, but she's so beautiful and perfect, from her long dark brown hair, sparkly green eyes, naturally tanned skin, adorable nose, to her broad shoulders, which exemplify her wider body, she is over weight, but the truth is that she's wider than... longer (?) idk the correct term, but she's beautiful. Not only that, but she's also got this super angelic voice, its so cute that I honestly melt every tone she talks, I think she's about my height, maybe an inch taller if anything. Maybe I like her because she has quirks that remind me of myself, but mixed with other quirks that I needed... like she comes in alone, maybe texts, just stands in a corner, to be as hidden as possible, or cause it's convenient. But she wears yoga pants some times, short shorts, always a t shirt, but the thing is that I usually end my shift with about 700 to 800 receipts, only 4 girls stand out, and out of those 4, she's the only one I just think about, that I don't have to force to think about.

I know I want to ask her out, but she's in college so appx age is 18 to 22, maybe, and I'm 27, going on 28 later this year, to me a decade sounds like a lot, but there's a janitor there that's 40 trying to get with college girls, which honestly, I think is pretty weird.

Do you think I should ask her out or is age too big of a distance?

#28119 Is there any swag left at the LGBT center from Bi week? I wasn't able to make it to activities this week. :(

#28118 I was devouring cheesy sticks last night, and bit through my lip. It's been bothering me all day, worth