#28133 I have given up home, for Emma must have swiped left on me already

#28132 Update: I'm not from IU, Indiana, or your region for that matter. I'm from the University of Oregan. I asked Purdue confessions because the chances of her looking on here were significantly less than if I asked around where I'm from.

Yesterday as I was cashing her out I scanned her name, and complimented her on how beautiful it was, she smiled and melted my heart, after work I went home and looked for her on facebook, and found she doesn't tell if she's single, or in a relationship but it seems were pretty compatible.

#28131 Not standing for the national anthem is fucking stupid. If you have a problem with the actions of the president express that it a different way, instead you are disrespecting veterans and our constitution.

Confession: I think I have a genital wart

#28130 What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They both have to smell it, but neither of them gets to eat it…

#28129 anyone ever feel like they can do a new pr and fail catastrophicly. I did it was embarrassing, but thanks to the dude in orange that helped me out. I'll get a spot next time I'm feeling that ambitious.

#28128 Played a drinking game last night where every time Frieza laughed in dbs we'd all drink, fucking smug bastard

#28127 I feel like I need to listen to new songs, so please give me any songs, artists, or albums that I should listen to.

#28126 Congratulations, America. You now care more about what The Donald says and tweets about football and first-amendment rights than massive hurricane destruction in Houston, Florida, and Puerto Rico, not to mention that the American West is on fire. We're fucked.