#6254 I watched American Horror Story Asylum in two days after it was FINALLY put on Netflix! Thank you Christmas break!

#6253 Ya'll are sluts!

*Goes back to grab more popcorn*

#6252 My Christmas gift to my roommates is an email telling them to switch the electric bill over because I'm moving out! That's what those bitches get for being horrible horrible excuses for roommates.

#6251 I am metrosexual. People think that being metro was a short lived fad, but it's who I am. Still sucks that most people think I am gay when I'm not. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but it really hurts your chances with women

#6250 Please, say more about how you hate tattoos and how people with them are trashy. I'll sit here in my suit and tie that cover my five tattoos, while working hard to earn my 4.0 GPA. Tattoos might be unattractive to you, but ignorance is unattractive to all.

#6249 I got so drunk on Saturday night that I tackled the two snowmen in front of Owen and Meredith at 4 in the morning.

#6248 In one way or another to give time is to lose it. Our lives are nothing but the collection of all the sand fallen to the bottom of the vial and our future, the sand that will soon fall over top. All our emotions are vain and logic is but simple computation. Anger is the result of immaturity and love is only destined for the lovable. We can't run from our fate for our fate is the ground upon which we run. We can only hope for better tides to bring us to sea and calm waves when and if we reach it. Every second you spend will eventually become a second spent. You've spent a good score of seconds already getting to this point in this charade of disorganized nonsense and for that I sincerely apologize. You see I have lost all faith in my time and long for no more of it. I cannot imagine what it feels like to want to see tomorrow. But I own a nice mask you would call a smile and I laugh and may make you laugh and we'll laugh together as if life was anything worth laughing about. Africans will starve, girls will get raped, and cancer will spread yet oh will we chuckle and he and ho and ha until our ribs are sore. I hate myself everyday for going along with it and can't fathom why anyone wouldn't feel the same. I am fake, not by any means real. Day by day, what you want me to be. Night by night what you want to hear. I am an entertainer, I live for your satisfaction and amusement. Not because I see it as a reason for living but because I have no other.~*

#6247 the new semester i want to get better grades, to work out more often and harder, and find a longterm boyfriend.