#6262 Peyton,

There is absolutely no reason for you to tell the entire world your grades. We understand you're a bright girl, but shut the hell up and stop bragging. You piss everyone off.

#6261 I purposely put on ucte makeup and do my hair for work in hopes to one day end up on the Purdue secret admirers page. No luck yet, but here's hoping somebody thinks I look cute one day

#6260 M -
Remember that time I called you, when I was starting to feel my self-destructive habits grab hold of me? Remember all the nice things you had to say, about my "depth of feeling" and how it was a "gift"? Remember, just a couple weeks later, when we all got together and you treated me like I didn't even exist? Do you remember when I asked you to be honest with me, even at the expense of my feelings, and you weren't? Remember how you strung me along? You probably don't, because you don't care, not half as much as you said you did, because you're a deceitful fucking hypocrite. I don't know what's more pathetic - that it's taken me so long to get over someone who never even cared, or that I fell for you and all of your bullshit to begin with. You're a deceiver, a hypocrite, who pretends to be naive to avoid the consequences of your bullshit. I'm done trying to mend a one-sided friendship, which I was foolish enough to believe could have been something more than it never was. I once told you that I thought you "deserve to be happy" despite everything that had happened between us. All I can say now, is that you deserve what's coming. Karma will get back to you, and one day you'll wake up as miserable as I was, from opening your heart up to someone who never deserved it. I'm so tired of thinking about you, and tired of being reminded every time I hang out with MY friends who don't even know any of the shit you put me through. If you practiced what you preach, then you'd actually have the kindness to at least acknowledge how much you fucking hurt me, instead of pretending nothing ever happened.

#6259 Some people say immigrants are essential to our economy, others say they are a drain on our resources. All I know is: Doritos are delicious.

#6258 I owe it to myself to get drunk and laid as often as possible over the next four (or five, or six) years, and so do you.

#6257 So my friend was telling me how she had a miscarriage when she was taking a shit. It was so hard not to laugh. I didn't really believe her. She says so I basically pooped out my baby and it was so scary. I started cracking up!! Then she started crying.. she was serious. Like she really did have a miscarriage. I'm such a horrible friend. She hates me right now.. I feel so bad...

#6256 To all the guys saying that they're becoming assholes because a girl done did them wrong, I say: Why?
That seems like a really awful way to handle that. It's a revenge type thing that only hurts yourself and others who aren't that person. There's a saying about revenge that I feel applies to this situation, something like it's drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. And also it's not the asshole nature that girls find attractive, it's the confidence that rides along with that personality type. Now, another option is deep down you really are an asshole and you've just been hiding it behind a veil, in which case that might be your problem and you should work on not being one, because no one likes it. There's no one out there saying "Yeah, you know, someone who buys me flowers and being all romantic and stuff is nice I guess, but what I really want is some guy to come into my life who will ignore me and insult me and beat me senseless, because that's what a real man does." Please, please don't stop being nice because a girl left you. You need to stop trying to attract women and find the girl who will love you for you, not for who you pretend to be.

#6255 I really hate when people use the words retarded and gay in the wrong context.