#7174 Why does the union smell weird today?

#7173 The cute girls with the camo insulated overalls look cozy. Like sexy hunters.

#7170 My girlfriend says I got her pregnant, which would be possible due to the several months of unprotected sex. Except that I know I am infertile due to a medical condition. Not sure what to think.

#7169 This will sound racist, but why are the Indian guys here so unfriendly? I try all the time to just have casual conversations with them, to possibly make friends, but half the time if I ask their name they ignore me. Many times they answer my questions with short, to-the-point answers to avoid having a deeper conversation. I feel like it isn't just my personality, because I have no problem making friends with anyone else, including Indian girls. Wtf?

#7168 My ideal girl is one who likes "A Walk to Remember" more than "The Notebook". Anyone?

#7167 I feel like a disrespected maid in my apartment. My roomates are getting on my nerves. Leaving cabinets open shoes all over in the middle of the floor. When it comes to garbage we take turns which is fair but when its their turn and it over flows they would take out whats in the can and the just toss the overflow back in it for me. Im the only one who cleans the kitchen, the bathroom, and sweeps all the flows yet they go around telling our friends that i do nothing but play videogames. Just because i game at night doesnt mean i do it all day.

#7166 friend requests random guy, doesnt talk to him, he talks to her, doesnt respond..... women logic hahaha

#7165 To all the people who say stop whining about the weather, im sorry I thought this was America, not communist Russia.