#7416 I'm so done with what Purdue Confessions has turned into!! It's called confessions for a reason! I want to be able to come onto this page and have a good laugh at some raunchy or scandalous or stupid things people have done, not think "This guy is desperate. This thirsty girl isn't real." When I'm on this page, I don't care about your opinions, and I don't care about your problems. Take that stuff OFF THE CONFESSIONS PAGE and put them somewhere else where someone will actually give a shit! There are help lines and dating sites and blogs for a reason. This page was made for a specific purpose and I honestly used to love it, which is why I'm going to start posting REAL confessions that hopefully people will read and laugh at or cringe at or at least feel a little better about their own lives. Then, hopefully at least some of you will follow suit before this page turns to total shit. Here it goes:

I had an "I wonder if I'm gay" phase in high-school. I stole my sister's favorite hair brush and would stick it up my ass to see what it was like. She never knew what really happened to it. I'm pretty sure I'm straight but I still have that hairbrush and I still use it while I masturbate to this day

#7406 I actually feel depressed if I'm not being consistently flirted with or getting laid. It's really weird to think that I have become that vain.

#7405 Olivia D'Souza.... So you're witty AND hot?

#7415 What do you do when you miss somebody so bad you can't sleep at night and you feel physically hurt by their absence? Seriously, how do you cope with that? I'm all out of ways to make myself feel better, and going to see him is not an option.

#7404 I am so obsessed with palm trees that I am germinating some in my dorm.

#7403 Prank called McCormick Hall (MIT) and a West Lafayette Jimmy John's at the same time. McCormick and Jimmy John went back and forth for about 5 minutes before the conversation ended with MIT's McCormick Hall thinking that Jimmy John was a resident there - trying to order a sandwich.

#7402

#7414 I plan on asking a girl out on V-Day. But how would you know whether she is already going out or not(her Facebook doesn't say anything)