#7422 It kills me not knowing where Fez from That 70s Show is from!

#7421 To #7413 The universe is waiting for brilliant minds to come and unlock its secrets. The stars are calling you. The unreal things that make up everything real are calling you. A minuscule section of the inhabitants of a minuscule planet wobbling around a minuscule galaxy don't speak with you. Who the fuck cares? The whole universe is yours.

#7420 I'm secretly an atheist. Any ladies who are too?

#7419 Sometimes I stare at my ass in the mirror and spank myself because the handprints on my ass turn me on.

#7418 I have a thing for tall skinny guys! There is nothing sexier to me than being able to wear heels that make me 6'2" and still being able to look up at a guy.

#7417 This Indian guy in the dining court with a beard and mustache noticed me checking him out, so he smiled back at me. I shit you not, my vagina exploded.

#7408 I just had the best/loudest sex of my life with my boyfriend. I didn't notice the dorm room door was cracked the whole time until we finished

#7407 Still stuck wondering who the guy who sang "1000 Miles" was...