#7534 I'm no longer looking for a girlfriend. If one day it happens, great. But feeling bad because I don't have one is a waste of time and energy. I'm just going to be happy with myself.

#7533 I confess that I judge the shit out of international students who wear Miami Heat championship gear, claim to be huge fans, and yet can't name 3 players for them... Like I understand you're trying to assimilate into the "American culture" or whatever, but seriously? Be yourself and stop pissing off real sports fans

#7532 I trust my girlfriend completely, I really do, but I don't like it when she's at one of her sorority's parties with different frats and getting drunk when I'm not there. It's not that I don't trust my girlfriend, I don't trust everyone else, especially when she's been drinking, am I bad boyfriend for that?

#7531 Sabriena i wanna go out with you .
your smile makes my cerebo-spinal circuit go bazinga .
please reconsider
you know who iam

#7530 To #7522: lol wut. How do people even know who is who?

#7529 I just want to thank Lisa, the girl who went to brothers later, for driving me home after watching me walk with crutches last night. You didn't have to but you did anyways. I am forever indebted to you :) you were also absolutely gorgeous too, just thought I'd drop that in there. Thank you again, maybe you can save me again some time?

#7528 I feel like jerking off, but no tissues.... FML

#7527 i started having sex when i was 7 years old