#7542 This one guy called me cute. I don't think he was gay, so I figured he was bullying me. I am a male. I open the door and let it slam behind me. I walk up the stair and hear him banging on the door. I don't care and continue. Jackass. Usually when people call me cute, it's to make fun of how disgustingly ugly I am. Male and female. I hate me.

#7541 I seriously need new friends. I do most of my schooling online so I don't get the campus experience anymore. This sucks being hours away from home and not having many friends. :/

#7540 its no fun giving head if he doesnt reach the back of your mouth.... i mean come on give me something real to suck on.

#7539 I use to have an eating disorder. The one thing that gets me through everyday is this quote: "To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself."

#7538 I was holding on to my room key and was about to take a piss in the restroom when I dropped my key into the toilet. The person before me didn't flush. Guess what I had to do.

#7537 I don't even want a girlfriend. I just want a friend who will hang out with me, have sex with only me, and then become committed to the point where we will someday get married and have kids.

#7536 I heard if it keeps snowing like this, Mitch Daniels is going to send us home after lunch

#7535 You'd think a world class, Big 10 university like Purdue would be able to find some competent professors..... Or afford to salt the sidewalks.... or get toilet paper that isn't only slightly better than sand paper....