#29388 I’m in love with one of my best friends, but I’m not sure if he feels the same way. We can talk for hours about pretty much anything, and just thinking about him puts a smile on my face. He’s going through a really hard time right now, and I don’t know if the timing is right. Maybe next semester?

Confession: I’m hella indecisive, and always manage to talk myself out of stuff

#29389 You know those "lost pet" signs people put up around campus? I take them down as often as I can. My closet door is covered in the ones I collected.

#29380 #29375 Dear hot girls,
I would appreciate it if all of you would stop talking to me. I keep thinking you like me then I look in the mirror and realize that is an impossibility. I spent my entire last year helping a hot girl with her homework and now she is engaged to someone else. I’m not sure if you girls think you’re doing a favor by talking to me but it has to stop. Please don’t waste any more of my time.
Sincerely,
An ugly guy

And if I say this I'm sexist? Fuck you guys.

#29381 Serious confession: Four caffeine pills turns me into a bunny rabbit....
Dont do caffeine pills!!!

#29382 Does anyone know of any resources that will allow me to conceptually understand ECE 311? Dan Jiao is a shit teacher and she doesn't really explain any of the concepts, she just kind of lists equations and does problems but doesn't explain the why behind it.

Confession: ECE 311 might be the first class I have to retake..

#29383 I hate how every time some girl talks to me, it's because they think I have a beard. All my pics have no facial hair yet they're like
here's my number, send me a selfie.

*Sends selfie*

oh...umm you don't have a beard?

Umm, no, why would you think I did?

I have more to give than facial hair you think I have.

#29384 There is this guy who is in my chem and engineering class who is also on the swim team. I think he is super cute and I know a friend of his who said he is also nice and a great guy. I want to talk to him but I dont know how to approach him without it being awkward. Any ideas?

#29378 I want someone to cuddle. Please let me be your teddy bear. To any girl who is lonely.