#29393 I just spent $168 on live sex on pornhub. Honestly it’s not worth it. Trust me. I CAN’T STRESS THIS ENOUGH!! IT. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT. !!!!

#29394 Getting offended is the new sexy.

#29395 Megan W in Phi Mu is incredibly cute!

#29396 How come beards seem to be the new "in" thing for getting ladies? I've had a beard for years.

And it hasn't even been a gross neckbeard the entire time. /s

#29397 I was a Undergrad TA for a small class and this girl in the class and I have been exchanging glances and looks and made small talk every once in a while and it really pained me to not be able to express how I felt. I was hoping to catch her after the last class, but I guess she had somewhere to be. I’ll be proctoring the final, so what should I say to her?

#29386 How to save myself from a girl who would not let me go even after a year and a half of breakup? I got a fucking fit-bit for my birthday which I had to return. How come no other girl likes me but this one girl is crazy for me? I know a lot of guys who are much hotter than me who have hit on her. This is so confusing for me. I have nothing special to offer.

#29387 A lot of you are complaining that guys with beards are too tough of competition. You need to get over it, and stop shaving. I did last year, and now my beard is a full fledged love-shrub. The chicks love it, the guys hate it. At first I wasn't sure about it, but it's the best choice I ever made. I'm never shaving it off. Not even for my wedding.

Confession - I'm a girl.

#29496 Did you see my bag? Did you see my bag? It’s hella hella trophies and its hella thick!!!!! Damn. BTS you guys.