#7646 Today I met my roomate's parents for the first time. He didn't tell me he was bringing them over, so I barely had time to zip my pants up after fapping. His father shook my hand, I hadn't had a chance to clean up yet...

#7645 Did the copper beech bus side swipe a car earlier? I was on the bus but I was on the other side.

#7644 Why is it so hard for people on the silver loop to cram all the way to the back of the bus? I hate it when there cleary is space in the back and there is always that one person, that thinks they're too good to walk up that back step and stand in the back! If they really hate standing in the back so much, thee least they could do is let people by to fill up whats left of the bus.

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#7642 I heard a rumor March is supposed to have record high temperatures this year. I am WAY too excited for that shit right there.

#7641 Looking for the girl with a broken smile
Asking if she wants to stay a while :)

#7640 Was in my psych 235 class and my professor asked if anyone has had a child. Two girls spoke up. I felt so bad for them.

#7639 I realize I'm losing my best bro (I'm a girl) to another girl in my friend group because they became FWB and I don't mind except they treat each other like they are in a relationship so I'm getting sidelined.