#7539 I use to have an eating disorder. The one thing that gets me through everyday is this quote: "To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others. You need to accept yourself."

#7538 I was holding on to my room key and was about to take a piss in the restroom when I dropped my key into the toilet. The person before me didn't flush. Guess what I had to do.

#7537 I don't even want a girlfriend. I just want a friend who will hang out with me, have sex with only me, and then become committed to the point where we will someday get married and have kids.

#7536 I heard if it keeps snowing like this, Mitch Daniels is going to send us home after lunch

#7535 You'd think a world class, Big 10 university like Purdue would be able to find some competent professors..... Or afford to salt the sidewalks.... or get toilet paper that isn't only slightly better than sand paper....

#7534 I'm no longer looking for a girlfriend. If one day it happens, great. But feeling bad because I don't have one is a waste of time and energy. I'm just going to be happy with myself.

#7533 I confess that I judge the shit out of international students who wear Miami Heat championship gear, claim to be huge fans, and yet can't name 3 players for them... Like I understand you're trying to assimilate into the "American culture" or whatever, but seriously? Be yourself and stop pissing off real sports fans

#7532 I trust my girlfriend completely, I really do, but I don't like it when she's at one of her sorority's parties with different frats and getting drunk when I'm not there. It's not that I don't trust my girlfriend, I don't trust everyone else, especially when she's been drinking, am I bad boyfriend for that?