#8055 I've figured out how to get guys' attention:
1. Be a white girl with blonde hair.
2. Work out at the CoRec.
If I've learned anything from Purdue Secret Admirers, these should be spot on.

#8054 For everyone opening doors for others and expecting a thank you:
You're obviously opening doors for the wrong reasons. It's common courtesy to open doors for people no matter who they are. I will continue to be kind. You can continue to call yourselves kind.

- A (truly) nice guy.

#8053 The next person to make a comment about how obamacare is horrible is getting punched in the face. I grew up without health insurance because my mom couldn't afford it and my dad walked out. I feared every trip to the doctor because of the burden it would place on my family. I'm still afraid to go to PUSH because while the visit is free, tests and prescriptions are not. If there is even a sliver of hope that I might finally have a chance at affording decent healthcare, I will take it. I really don't give a shit if it raises taxes, because at least I won't have to choose to suffer through a respiratory infection rather than buy medicine and go without food. I have a job, have since I was 15. I pay taxes and get good grades. Why don't I deserve a chance just like anyone else?

#8052 Am a 19 year old asian freshman but I am helplessly attracted to white and latina girls.

#8051 My roommate has been telling me since we met that his farts smell good. I didn't believe him until he farted... right in my face while I was studying. After I punched him in the ass I realized, his fart smelled like dryer sheets. I think he puts them in his underwear.

#8050 I just wanted to let everyone know that we're all gonna drown in the next three days! Frozen ground + piles of snow + sudden thaw + thunderstorm coming to a campus near you!

#8049 To the international students walking in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD by Windsor tonight around six:
The bus I was on followed you a good 20 feet. You walked so slow, didn't bother to stop walking two wide, and didn't even look back. There is a perfectly good sidewalk on the other side of the street for this very reason. Use it.

#8048 Long ago, Mr. Purdue wanted University Hall to be the tallest building on campus. The bell tower isn't really a building, the math building is a bridge, and the top of Beering is a different zip code. Anyone know what this zip code is? Rumor has it that it's 47996... but is it actually?