#8387 ATTENTION: Accepting female date for me to escort on Saturday night! Requirements: Tall, hot, twerks, and gives excellent head! No personality required :)

#8386 If you don't go to Purdue, please get off of this page.

#8385 Just saw my score of my CS exam I thought it did so well on.... it was the complete opposite of well and now I feel like I'm bleeding to death...

#8384 JANENE SILVERS, my ME 270 professor, you are so hot and brilliant, where can I find one of you??

#8383 to the guys that drove through the acres on friday night and shouted 'you're beautiful, have a great night!' at me when i was leaving my car: i was having a horrible day and you made it so much better. thank you.

#8382 Sometimes, when my girlfriend is on her period, I like to eat her out and then scream, "I'M A VAMPIRE MOTHERFUCKER!"

#8381 I was in an online relationship for one year, I only told one of my friends because I was afraid they would judge me for it and I didn't want to deal with the crap. Honestly if I was in their shoes I probably would have judged me too. I never planned on it happening, but he was my first love.

#8380 I met you at my house party on Saturday night, I talked to you for maybe a minute and then I got very distracted so I didn't see you after that. Your name was something like Sayukta? You we're a cute Indian girl. I just wanted to say it was nice meeting you and thanks for being very friendly!