#8395 I just want to play piano for a girl, that's it. Nothing else

#8394 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Of-P_m-GyI

#8393 I don't even go here

#8392 Where's the best, most private place to cry on campus? I'm suicidal and don't want my roommate to know. It sucks having to hold it in.

#8391 I have no idea what your name is, or even what you look like. All I know is that I got way too drunk, and I got way too touchy with you. I'm pretty sure I made you feel like I was trying to rape you. I am so freaking sorry, I hope you're doing alright. I had a horribly drunken Friday. I'm sorry.

#8390 I'm only lesbian for my roommate #sexualsoulmates

#8389 In response to the girl seeking a date for formal, I'm tall, fun, know how to dance, and think I'm at least decent looking. If you're still looking, email me purduematt1234@gmail.com. Yes, it's my spam email because I'm sure lots of jerks will email it. But I'll check to see if you're interested!

#8388 I still do not know what fun my friends get in nailing my mom!!