Sunday, 02 March 2014 10:20 AM
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#8515 Some girls assume I "get around" when in truth, a fat kid in a candy shop probably gets off more than me.

Sunday, 02 March 2014 08:40 AM
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#8514 My advice to all the virgins here: stay virgins. Once you give it up, it sucks even more when you can't get laid. And when you have the opportunity, you give in faster than you probably should. Save it for the right person.
Sunday, 02 March 2014 08:38 AM
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#8513 i was uncool in high school and i still feel uncool and lonely now
Sunday, 02 March 2014 07:18 AM
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#8512 I just had my first one night stand. I feel such a strange mixture of pride and shame
Saturday, 01 March 2014 10:51 PM
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#8511 It's going down, I'm yelling Tinder!
Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:54 PM
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#8510 My motivation for going to the gym today: I want a relationship like this one day

Saturday, 01 March 2014 08:10 PM
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#8509 When I go to the gym, I stare at girls' asses while I lift to get a testosterone boost and make lifting easier.
Saturday, 01 March 2014 06:45 PM
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#8508 Some say... he never sleeps and that Mitch Daniels has a poster of him in his office...
All we know, is he's called The Admin!